Cthulhu Gym T-Shirt — "Become an Elder God" Vintage Mythos Workout Tee
Cthulhu Gym T-Shirt — "Become an Elder God" Vintage Mythos Workout Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.12 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.37 | 23.62 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Wear this tee when you want to blend eldritch humor with everyday life. A bold, vintage-style Cthulhu sigil sits center chest, wings unfurled and tentacles curled — the kind of graphic that sparks a grin from fellow weird-fiction fans. Lightweight and breathable, the shirt feels lived-in from the first wear and holds printed detail sharply thanks to DryBlend® fabric. Throw it on for late-night book club meetups, con-themed hangouts, or low-key gym sessions where you prefer mythic gym-buddies over small talk. It settles into your rotation without shouting, yet signals instantly to those who speak Lovecraftian lore.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly DryBlend® for moisture-wicking comfort and durable print surface
- 1x1 ribbed collar that stretches and returns for a consistent fit
- Taped neck and shoulders for added structure and reduced irritation
- Medium-weight fabric (5.5 oz/yd²) — breathable with good drape
- Tear-away label for zero-scratch comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean