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Lightweight yet durable 100% cotton (white\/solid colors) gives a comfortable, breathable feel for everyday wear. The ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label keep the shirt looking neat and feeling easy on the skin. Colors are printed with high-detail DTF\/DTG methods for crisp lines and vibrant tones that hold up after washings. 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